1. No complaining about how cold it is unless the temperature is 28.7 degrees or colder.

2. At no time should flower picking, shopping or decorating take precedence over football.

3. There is no such thing as a man hug. (Chris)

4. At no time is any white meat an acceptable for rare or cooked red meat. (Dan)

5. There shall never be 2 men on a motorcycle, unless they are father and son. (Brian)

6. At no time should a man eat a banana or popsicle in public without breaking or cutting into pieces. (Charles)

7. No man shall listen to Rob, Arnie & Dawn. (Frank)

8. If a comment is to be made on another man's six pack, you better be talking about his choice of beer. (Josh)

9. At no time will a man say "that car is fast / powerful enough." (Josh)

10. Men shall only remember to put the toilet seat down when they're done as long as the woman remembers to put it up when she's done. (John)